Pillaged from ~CaptTreasureTroveTi, who plundered from ~SoulLostAtSea

If:

The country you were living in had to be evacuated, where would you go?: Canada. Nothing bad ever happens in Canada. Oh! And they have bacon!

You could take only one thing out of your room in a fire/tornado, what would it be?: My scrapbooks, because memories are priceless.

Your favourite TV show got cancelled, what would you watch instead?: If House got canceled, I would probably watch reruns of Ellen forever.

The entire DA site got deleted, what would you do?: I'd probably be sad for a while, but then be glad that a lot of pressure was lifted.

You met your favourite actress/actor in the mall, who would it be and what would you say?: Umm... I don't really have a favorite actor. So, my favorite actress is Keira Knightley. I would ask her if I could take a picture with her, get her autograph, and take her to the nearest McDonald's to buy her cheeseburgers. LOTS of cheeseburgers.

What if:

Your parents decided that you had to live your weirdest relative?: All of relatives are equally weird, so it wouldn't be that big of a deal.

Pets became illegal?: I would hide my dog, Buddy, away from the stupid animal haters that passed that stupid law.

No one talked to you for a month?: I would probably lose all of the lame social skills that took years for me to develop.

School became a 24/7 thing?: I would drop out. End of story.

When:

You get dumped what do you do?: Never been dumped, so I cannot say. But if I WAS dumped, I would make a list of all of the stupid things about the guy and eat lots of ice cream.

You’re sibling runs away, you?: Wait for them to come home--he can't survive on his own.

You’re #1 enemy embarrasses you, you?: Plot to eviscerate them in fiction. That's right EVISCERATE!

The biggest gossiper finds your diary, you?: Kill myself.

You are you happy when: I am with my friends, laughing and talking about our fandoms.

When it rains/storms?: I play outside in the rain and sing.

Your favourite:

Colour?: Red right now

Month?: October

Grade (1st, 9th, 10th,)?: 3rd was my favorite because I had the best teacher in the world-- Mr. Osborn!

Flower?: Daisy

Season?: Winter, because I love to be cold.

Pepsi or coke?: Diet Coke. Has to be diet because I hate the sugary feeling on my teeth whenever I drink regular soda.

Skittles or M&M’s?: M&M's

Fruits or Veggies?: Fruits. I need my green grapes and raspberries all the time.

Book or Movie?: The book is always better. Especially when it's Twilight. SCREW YOU, CATHERINE HARDWICKE!

Dogs or Cats?: Dogs, because cats have SERVANTS, not friends.

Do you believe in:

Santa?: I believe that there once was a Santa Claus--specifically Saint Nicholas--but, as for a fat guy who rides in a sleigh with magical flying reindeer on December 24th, no.

Tooth Fairy?: Nope. Caught my mom when I was twelve.

God?: Of course. I'm not going to get into it, though.

One true love?: I don't believe in true love.

Fate?: Nah.

Would you rather:

Be hairy or hairless?: Hairless. There's no shame in being bald.

Find true love or 1 million dollars?: True love, but finding 1 million dollars is more likely.

Get even or get over it?: Get EVEN!

Be forgotten or hatefully remembered?: Hatefully remembered. I would hate to disappear in history.

Eat a bar of soap or go hungry?: If the choice is eat soap or starve, I'd eat the soap!

How would you:

Take revenge?: I would eviscerate them in fiction!

Become famous?: Publish a novel that is universally loved.

React if your dream man/woman wanted to marry you?: I would flip out and possibly faint.

Become a millionaire?: By becoming famous!

Find the man/woman of your dreams?: I wouldn't search.

How would you react if:

Your pet talked to you?: "It's about time you responded, you butthead!"

Your house was haunted?: I actually think my house IS haunted. So I'd just live with it.

All of your loved ones hated you?: A lot of them already hate me. A few more wouldn't hurt.

Your friends moved away?: Friends come and go. You just have to move on.